“Amy Awareness Month”.. Or something along those lines because all of my exes be tryin ta hit me up.
New hoop! (Taken with instagram)
That awkward moment when you realize your ex has all of the characteristics of a psychopath..
A few days late, but whatever.
When I forget to shave/go a few days without, I have nightmares where I am about to have sex with someone extremely attractive.. Then I remember I haven’t shaved and I can’t get away from them.